I’m Capricorn. Sagittarius-Cap cusp. I commit to almost nothing. Well, I commit, but everything is subject to change. I have 6,000 hobbies and counting and I am always busy all the time and always on my way somewhere and good luck getting me to hang out with you because you are in my way and I am on a schedule. But that schedule is subject to change at any minute. Except if I like someone. Then the whole world stops. And I never stop liking anyone I have already liked. That never changes.

Moon in Pisces. If I’m not day dreaming I’m probably not breathing. I like to sit in silence and do absolutely nothing more than anything. More than anythingggg.

Mars in Taurus. Build me something with your hands. That is sexy. Put your hands in dirt and then in my mouth. I love slow hands. Slow man hands. Breathe heavily. Healthy sexy hairy thighs, large forearms. I love legs. Walk around with your legs, and do squats in front of me. I like knees too. Show me your sexy healthy knees. Don’t say much. But gaze deeply off into the distance. Smell like wood and pine trees. Body hair, on your body. Yes. That is what I like. Though, I’m open to all types of everything. I like it all. All of it.

Venus in Capricorn. Good luck ever finding out if I’m in Love with you. GOOD. LUCK.

Capricorn Rising. I promise I’m not as uptight and frigid as I come off. If you’re seeing this side of me, I don’t trust you and/or don’t want anything to do with you and/or am sleepy and cranky and hungry.